Have you ever been sitting in class, listening to your professor go on and on about atoms and studying animal poop in foreign countries and suddenly BAM you're gone. Where are you? I don’t know, I guess that depends on who you are and your strange fantasies. Where do I go, you ask? Well, umm... well... a grocery store. Ya I know weird, but hey I don’t make fun of you for day dreaming about rescuing some damsel in distress. So you want to know about the grocery store? Ok... here it goes...
First thing that happens is the music; you know the bom-chick-a-wa-wa kind that as soon as you hear it you know something funky is going to happen. Then I see light rushing into my unconscious brain and the first thing I see is Ben and Jerry’s in a freezer. The first thing I feel is cold. Well duh you’re thinking, I am in the freezer section of a grocery store, but this is a different cold. It’s like the most severe cold I’ve ever felt in the freezer section. Then I look down and you know what I’m wearing... My pink bikini and a pink tutu.
to be continued...
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